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What is this world coming to when rappers start getting sued for date rape? Not to make light of rape and terrorism in the same post, but due to the fact that this lady is suing for $1 trillion and stated “[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down,” this woman obviously is beyond insane in the membrane. Like, scientologist cat lady type crazy.

In her lawsuit, it alleges “He date raped me 24 years ago and knocked me down him and Kim Porter and Wallace Wright, then Sean Combs and Kim and Wallace Wright came back 18 years later and raped and sexually abused my children and knocked my children down and crushed me and my children daily.” Come on, I don’t like defending P. Diddy because he is a bit douchey like Kanye, but does this sound like a sane person?

If I have learned anything in my life, if you want to be taken seriously and don’t want to sound Al Gore-ish, don’t lump claims of terrorism and “knocking down children” along with rape in your lawsuit. Thats kind of a one at a time type deal. Oh and don’t forget about the fact that Rodney King is somehow involved in all this….

If this turns out to be true, I will sue my landlord for colluding with Man-bear-pig in an effort to take a crap on my carpet and fill my bathtub with peanut butter in an act of terrorisism.

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Between 8th grade and senior year of high school I didn’t go anywhere without either a camera or my trusty camcorder for fear of missing some epic moment that could have been caught on film and laughed at later. The result of my obsession are some awesome pictures (one gem from that time featured below) and three Intensity Tour movies of my friends doing stupid things. Classics. Then I went to college, at which point every female carried at least one camera everywhere so I knew if something cool, funny or embarrassing happened it would immediately be tagged on Facebook and live on indefinitely. No need to carry my camera any longer.

The Gem: Justin at his best

Anyway, today was a wakeup call that I need to once again carry my camera everywhere I go. While taking my daily trip to Wegmans to pick up a delicious Arnold Palmer I saw no less than 6 emergency related vehicles on one of the side parking lots. Curious, I stroll over and ask a nice young African American boy, probably around 12 years old, whats going on. He says, “some lady drove her car into the pond!” To which I reply “Holy crap! That is awesome!” Then he says “hahaha yeah it is.” Then we chuckle together. Great kid.

Smack in the middle of the pond was a black car half submerged in water with a woman inside. Apparently she had been there for around 30 minutes while about twenty people looked on because he doors jammed and windows wouldn’t open. What I found funniest was the fact that she had her windshield wipers going while in the pond. How those worked while her windows didn’t is beyond me, but at least those wipers were keeping the pond off of her windshield. (more…)

If you are a male and had a car when you turned 16, you know how fun it was to be an irresponsible driver. I would like to think that I took irresponsible to new levels in my early years of driving. Not that I was any more dangerous but I was significantly more creative. Take for example the games we use to play while driving. The average 16yr old male would play “Race The Car” or the ever popular “Chicken”. Those were too cliche for my friends and I so we created our own ways to endanger ourselves while driving. Click to read about my 7 favorite reckless car games.

These games may lead to exploding car syndrome

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U.G. Guide: Unemployed Vacation

Posted: August 11, 2010 by MJS in Featured Story, General

This weekend I am going to be taking a vacation to sunny Atlantic City to meet up with my ol’ college buddies. Probably a bad idea considering I am getting dangerously close to having no money at all. Whatever, maybe I’ll win big on the slots. Here is my guide to enjoying a wonderful vacation with almost no money. >>Click to read full story<<

Atlantic City: The New Jersey Version of Vegas

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