An open letter to subway, Subway, I would like to begin this letter by commending your recent efforts to properly tessellate your cheese (http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2010-06-29/business/ct-talk-subway-cheese-0630-20100629_1_cheese-sandwich-overlap) at all of your fine establishments. However there are still two major hurdles for you to overcome in order to reach delicatessen greatness – proper ingredient distribution, and proper ingredient portioning. [...]
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Gas Station Guys
Posted: July 24, 2010 by MJS in General, RantTags: attendants, gas pumpers, gas station, i ate your chocolate squirrel, rant, tipping, zoolander
You know those guys who pump gas for you at gas stations? I don’t like them. Where I come from, we pump our own gas. It isn’t difficult, you put your card in, lift the nozzle, put in it you car, push 87, and begin pumping. It bothers me that enough people managed to mess [...]
Back From LI
Posted: July 20, 2010 by MJS in General, RantTags: driving, egg sandwich, explosions, humor, long island, pictures
Just got back from an awesome weekend on Long Island. Lots of food, beverages, beach, sunburn, mouthfuls of salt water, fear of drowning, more beverages, late night egg sandwiches, anger about getting poison ivy, happiness about realizing I didn’t get poison ivy, anger about getting a bug bite that fooled me into thinking I had [...]
