Posts Tagged ‘funny’

America’s Bread Basket

Posted: September 10, 2010 by MJS in Time Wasters, Videos
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This is exactly what I want the people who grow our food to be doing…wearing it on their naked bodies. I know we don’t eat hay, but imagine the things he has done to the food that has a soft center. Yeah.

I really though as he jumped into the giant farm machine we were never going to see him again. Instead of a bale of hay coming out with naked farmer in the middle of it I expected to see just chopped up bits of farmer. Oh well, maybe next time.

On my way back from Long Island right now, the Unemployed Graduate just had a JOB INTERVIEW…weird. Off to upstate then to Ohio to see an Ironman Triathalon my uncle is racing in. These people are nuts. Go swim 2.4 miles through choppy water while everyone around you is slapping you in the face and grabbing your ankles. Fun? Ok, now ride your bike 112 miles. Wow, you must be tired. Tough shit, its time to run a marathon now, 26.2 miles. Are you dead yet?

Justin Long Gets Creepy Via Text

Posted: September 3, 2010 by MJS in General
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Justin Long…who is he? He used to be the guy from the Mac commercials but now he is big and famous, sporting a role with Drew Barrymore in an upcoming movie I can’t remember the name of and probably won’t see. But thats not the point of this here post.

Ever get a text from a number you don’t recognize? Some people ask outright “who is this”, others like myself go on pretending you know who it is to avoid an awkward situation. Justin Long takes takes this approach to a whole new level. And it is hilarious.

Videos are from his appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, skip to 2:25 in the first video avoid the pointless talk show intro jokes to get onto his hilarious text conversation with a stranger.

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Part 3

I don’t know if at any point it stopped being funny and started being creepy. All I know is I can’t wait for someone I don’t know to text me.

NEVER Forget Your Camera.

Posted: August 24, 2010 by MJS in Featured Story, General, Pictures
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Between 8th grade and senior year of high school I didn’t go anywhere without either a camera or my trusty camcorder for fear of missing some epic moment that could have been caught on film and laughed at later. The result of my obsession are some awesome pictures (one gem from that time featured below) and three Intensity Tour movies of my friends doing stupid things. Classics. Then I went to college, at which point every female carried at least one camera everywhere so I knew if something cool, funny or embarrassing happened it would immediately be tagged on Facebook and live on indefinitely. No need to carry my camera any longer.

The Gem: Justin at his best

Anyway, today was a wakeup call that I need to once again carry my camera everywhere I go. While taking my daily trip to Wegmans to pick up a delicious Arnold Palmer I saw no less than 6 emergency related vehicles on one of the side parking lots. Curious, I stroll over and ask a nice young African American boy, probably around 12 years old, whats going on. He says, “some lady drove her car into the pond!” To which I reply “Holy crap! That is awesome!” Then he says “hahaha yeah it is.” Then we chuckle together. Great kid.

Smack in the middle of the pond was a black car half submerged in water with a woman inside. Apparently she had been there for around 30 minutes while about twenty people looked on because he doors jammed and windows wouldn’t open. What I found funniest was the fact that she had her windshield wipers going while in the pond. How those worked while her windows didn’t is beyond me, but at least those wipers were keeping the pond off of her windshield. (more…)

7 Car Games You Probably Never Played

Posted: August 23, 2010 by MJS in Featured Story, General
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If you are a male and had a car when you turned 16, you know how fun it was to be an irresponsible driver. I would like to think that I took irresponsible to new levels in my early years of driving. Not that I was any more dangerous but I was significantly more creative. Take for example the games we use to play while driving. The average 16yr old male would play “Race The Car” or the ever popular “Chicken”. Those were too cliche for my friends and I so we created our own ways to endanger ourselves while driving. Click to read about my 7 favorite reckless car games.

These games may lead to exploding car syndrome

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Seriously Bad Movie Of The Week Review

Posted: August 10, 2010 by MJS in Reviews
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I never expected this movie to suck this bad. I knew it was going to suck, but wow. Blown away. There were literally no good points in this movie. Acting, special effects, the earthquake scenes, the lightening scenes, the out of the blue pseudo almost rape scene…all terrible. The story is so bad that every time something develops, another character will jump in and ask them to repeat what they said twice, so the viewer gets more chances at understanding it. This was the best (worst) possible movie to kick off this series of bad movie reviews. >>Click to read the full review<<

I feel terrible for anyone who owns this dvd

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