Win $1 From Me

Posted: June 23, 2010 by eg in General
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Today, as usual, I was bored.  So I turned to the one thing that I knew would be there for me: the internet. After about a half hour of poking around this internet thing I came across this sentence amidst several other sentences in a newspaper article: “A German student “mooned” a group of Hell’s Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.” Go ahead and let that sink in for a while.

Ok, if your head hasn’t exploded, I invite you to take part in the first ever, and probably the last because no sentence will ever be as awesome as that one, Write Mike A Story About How And Why This Happened And Possibly What Happened After And He Will Give You One Dollar Contest.  Or the 2010 W.M.A.S.A.H.A.W.T.H.A.P.W.H.A.A.H.W.G.O.D Contest for short.  Thats right, write me a little story, maybe three paragraphs or so, and if yours is the best one out of the bunch I will give you one dollar.  I can’t entirely wrap my head around the sentence and my brain is trying to think of some chain of events that could lead up to this this exchange between a German student, the Hell’s Angels, a puppy and a bulldozer but it isn’t working.  Since I really want to know the whole story but likely never will I will pay you $1 to tell me what happened.

If you live near me I will personally give you the dollar.  If you don’t, I can mail it or use paypal.  Contest starts as soon as this is posted and ends exactly one week from that date and time.  All entries can be emailed to msteinwachs@gmail.com.  In addition to the dollar I will also post the winning story and any other honorable mentions on here for all to enjoy

That sentence deserves to be repeated “A German student “mooned” a group of Hell’s Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.” Get writing. I need an Arnold Palmer.

P.S. who watched the USA vs Algeria game today? All I can say is holy crap.

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