P. Diddy – Rapper, Raper, Terrorist?

Posted: February 1, 2011 by eg in Featured Story, Rant
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What is this world coming to when rappers start getting sued for date rape? Not to make light of rape and terrorism in the same post, but due to the fact that this lady is suing for $1 trillion and stated “[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down,” this woman obviously is beyond insane in the membrane. Like, scientologist cat lady type crazy.

In her lawsuit, it alleges “He date raped me 24 years ago and knocked me down him and Kim Porter and Wallace Wright, then Sean Combs and Kim and Wallace Wright came back 18 years later and raped and sexually abused my children and knocked my children down and crushed me and my children daily.” Come on, I don’t like defending P. Diddy because he is a bit douchey like Kanye, but does this sound like a sane person?

If I have learned anything in my life, if you want to be taken seriously and don’t want to sound Al Gore-ish, don’t lump claims of terrorism and “knocking down children” along with rape in your lawsuit. Thats kind of a one at a time type deal. Oh and don’t forget about the fact that Rodney King is somehow involved in all this….

If this turns out to be true, I will sue my landlord for colluding with Man-bear-pig in an effort to take a crap on my carpet and fill my bathtub with peanut butter in an act of terrorisism.

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